FIRE

PEETERSKEETER

— CLINICALLY UNHINGED EDITION —

"If there's a skeeter on your peeter, whack it off."

0 SeeDz in the Sac

The city's got an outbreak. You've got a shaft, two balls, a Commander with regrets, and now — a sac full of SeeDz. Blast the STD clans, dodge the shrivel, and cash in for lives, shields, and antibiotic bombs between waves.

Move: ← → / A D / mouse / drag   ·   Fire: Space / click / tap   ·   Shop: press S anytime

Cup — blocks 1 shaft hit
Condom — full-body shield, 2 hits
Viagra — un-shrivels one level
Antibiotic — clears the room
Contains: dumb humor · biohazard nonsense · a shriveling ship · optional microtransactions

GAME OVER

— SEE A DOCTOR —

"If there's a skeeter on your peeter, whack it off."

Score: 0  ·  Waves survived: 0

Wisdom gained: 0  ·  Longest combo: 0

SeeDz earned this run: 0

Sac total: 0

THE SAC EXCHANGE

— SPEND YOUR SEEDZ, SAVE YOUR SHAFT —
0 SeeDz available
Press ESC or click RESUME to close

THE SEEDZ STORE

— DEPOSIT REAL DOLLARS, GET FAKE SEEDZ —
Stripe Checkout isn't wired up yet. In this demo build, "buying" grants SeeDz immediately for testing. Set STRIPE_CHECKOUT_LINKS in the source to go live.
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